Job Searching

So I'm still job hunting. And recently a good friend suggested that I visit Craigslist as she has gotten many call backs after sending in her resume. So I decided to check it out. And I'm now going to share with you two of my favorite job postings!

1. First up - this little gem! - Craigslist

looking for a lady to be paid to wear heels (annapolis)

Hello Ladies! I know there are many ladies who wear heels everyday to work. I am looking for someone who enjoys wearing name brand heels for me for a month at a time. I am interested in paying you for that month to wear them anywhere and do whatever you want while you have them. What i enjoy is giving them out new or almost new and getting them back all worn out and dirty from you wearing them. you get really nice name brand heels and paid in return for doing this. The more you enjoy and wear the better it will be for both of us. I am looking to meet to drop off and picking them up from you when finished wearing them. we can discuss more when you respond to the ad. Hope to hear from you soon. thanks! I posted before but could not seem to find the right person who wanted to do this so i am posting again.

2. Next up - Craigslist

I am a professional White male, very good looking, 40, married, and will be in Baltimore on the 20th of January for one month
on a business trip.
I need to hire a female tour guide to take me around town. We can go out when I have free time. I am NOT looking for an "escort", and we need not be intimate. You must be attractive, in good shape, down to earth and pleasant. You also must have transportation. I am looking for smeone between 20-30 years of age. Ideal for a student, an unemployed person, or even a house wife :)

I do not discriminate on the basis of race, so all races are welcome to contact me. This is a legit offer, so please be serious and no Spamers.

Now these are actual postings and they aren't in the personal section! These were listed in the Domestic category! LOL I got such a laugh out of these I had to share. Clearly I will keep looking :-)  I know this is the 2nd post today but I just couldn't help it! Good Night folks.